Found Fibs

In cleaning my desk (which, I must tell you, is a euphemism I use for any form of procrastination), I discovered a few pages on which I'd scrawled some Fibs. (For those hearing of Fibs for the first time, look to the right of the blog for the links collected under the headling "The Fibs."). So, fresh from the pages of this big finding, I share two pop-culture Fibs with you now....


No.
No!
It's fixed!
Voted off?
Demand a recount!
Damn you, American Idol.

Yikes!
Lost.
This sucks.
I told you,
Always, yes, always
Turn left at Albuquerque.