Poem of the Day: Pets -- a dinosaur poem/a poem about pets

PETS
by
Gregory K.

If we had a brontosaurus,
It could do our gardening for us.
If we had tyrannosaurus,
It could make our dinner for us.
If we had ankylosaurus,
It could do our homework for us.
And if we had a pterodactyl...
Oh really, now, that’s just not pract’cal.