ALLERGIC TO HOMEWORK
by
Greg Pincus
I said “I’m allergic to homework.
It makes me cough and wheeze.
You send me home with mounds to do,
And I just snuff and sneeze.”
My teachers would never believe me.
“Allergic? We think not.
Maybe see a doc,” they’d laugh,
“And you can get a shot.”
Today my teachers aren’t laughing,
And I don’t mean to gloat,
But they can’t give me homework now:
I’ve got a doctor’s note!
Originally posted here back in 2008, this poem makes an appearance in The Homework Strike, too. Oh... and if only it had been true!
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Friday, March 17, 2017
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4 comments:
Oh, how I wish I could've had that doctor's note when I was trying to dig myself out from underneath a mountain of homework, all those years ago! ;-)
I remember a few students who would have loved to have had that doctor's note! Come to think of it, maybe teachers need a few notes to excuse them from the mounds of grading, too!
Ha! I need that note
Spring fever in the classroom seems as timeless as allergies... thanks for sharing the humorous take on the subject! ;0)
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