Good
by
Greg Pincus
Last night we had a sitter
Just like Mom had said we would,
And since I am a real nice kid, I'd promised to be good.
I kept my word. Indeed I did.
I think it's plain to see.
In fact, I'd say that I was just as good as good can be.
I was good at whining
And at scaring our pet cat.
And throwing food against the wall? Yes, I was good at that.
I was good at tantrums
And was good at staying up.
I was extra good at pouring too much soda in my cup.
I was good at playing -
I played lots of "I can't hear!"
And my sitter said that I was good at changing her career.
So Mom and Dad, I'm asking you,
I'm shouting through this door:
If I was so, so good last night, what'd I get grounded for?
Let me just go on record as saying there is nothing autobiographical about this poem (well, except for me being a good kid, of course!!!). I'm just sayin'.....
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Friday, May 17, 2013
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13 comments:
This poem evokes hilarious images!
And this poem, dear sir, is most definitely a goodie! Thankfully I never came across a child quite that b... er... good in my babysitting days. At $2-$3/hour? Fuggedhaboutit.
Love it - probably because there's too much truth in it!
Brilliant! Great twist at the end.
Of course it's autobiographical -- and hilarious. Thanks for the smile today :D.
This poem could have been written by my son, back in the day when he needed sitters, and knew just what to do to ensure they'd never come back.
*snort*
Not autobiographical AT ALL. Of course not.
Well, it might not have been autobiographical, but I'm thinking it was pretty close. When I babysat, it was for fifty cents an hour, so your - I mean, those parents in the poem would have been essentially grounded now along with you/him!
That poem resonates with the voice of experience!
This one is really fun, Greg. I can totally see it as a picture book.
Haha! Lots of talent that kid has!
Very fun!
Its a lovely poem with meaningful thought. I really liked the poem.
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